50 Shades of Glitter

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Your average teenager.
World traveler one day.
Fashion designer wannabe.
Lover of all things sparkly.
At times incredibly awkward.

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via curiovsly)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via africandad)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via feat)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via what-mom)